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      <title>Dear Ovaries (Original)</title>
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	<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.livevideo.com/video/Gimoffit/02BAABE4873D4E35A873E52111B1AE00/dear-ovaries-original-.aspx"><img src="http://cdnec.livevideo.com/image/95/111295/170077s.jpg" align=right border=0 width=120 height=90 vspace=4 hspace=4/></a><p>Copied and pasted from the description in my YouTube account:

http://www.youtube.com/stitchedelf
Okay so it's weird but one of the best pain killers for me is music. It puts me in some kind of trance.

So the other day I guess I was kind of in er...a rather feminine state of pain and nothing I took was helping. Logically, the solution was to threaten my ovaries with music. 

PS- Anyone who can guess today's theme wins my love


Lyrics:


Oh please 
I'm on my knees
what happened to make you so vindictive tell me please
goddammit i just wanna...
rip you right out of me
start behaving...
or i'll sell you like meat....

Dear Ovaries
Please stop hurting me... 
I'm tired of not being able to breath sleep or eat...
4 x 12 days a year....

I love eggs a lot. 
But i don't care too much for my own
I'd like to have kids some day
But damn some of them are assholes...
Some tell me to suck it up
But to them I say...
Don't hate until you ovulate...

Dear Ovaries Stop hurting me... 
This is the last time that I'm
Gonna ask you nicely.

So now would you rather be...
Stem cells ?
In an fertilization bank?
A bouncing boy or baby girl?
it's your choice! 
And it's not that hard...

it's not that hard...
Just think it over...

Copyright&#169;2007 Gina Moffit</p><p>Author: <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/Gimoffit">Gimoffit</a><br/>Keywords: <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/ovaries.aspx">ovaries</a> <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/acoustic.aspx">acoustic</a> <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/original.aspx">original</a> <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/song.aspx">song</a> <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/comedy.aspx">comedy</a> <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/absurd.aspx">absurd</a> <br/>Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:12:55 GMT</p><p><span style="color:blue;font-size:9px;font-family:Verdana">Video codes to display this video on your website!</span><br/><div><textarea style="width:300px; height:50px;"><div><embed src="http://www.livevideo.com/flvplayer/embed/02BAABE4873D4E35A873E52111B1AE00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" WIDTH="445" HEIGHT="369" wmode="transparent"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.livevideo.com">http://www.livevideo.com</a></div></textarea></div>]]>
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      <media:description>Copied and pasted from the description in my YouTube account:

http://www.youtube.com/stitchedelf
Okay so it's weird but one of the best pain killers for me is music. It puts me in some kind of trance.

So the other day I guess I was kind of in er...a rather feminine state of pain and nothing I took was helping. Logically, the solution was to threaten my ovaries with music. 

PS- Anyone who can guess today's theme wins my love


Lyrics:


Oh please 
I'm on my knees
what happened to make you so vindictive tell me please
goddammit i just wanna...
rip you right out of me
start behaving...
or i'll sell you like meat....

Dear Ovaries
Please stop hurting me... 
I'm tired of not being able to breath sleep or eat...
4 x 12 days a year....

I love eggs a lot. 
But i don't care too much for my own
I'd like to have kids some day
But damn some of them are assholes...
Some tell me to suck it up
But to them I say...
Don't hate until you ovulate...

Dear Ovaries Stop hurting me... 
This is the last time that I'm
Gonna ask you nicely.

So now would you rather be...
Stem cells ?
In an fertilization bank?
A bouncing boy or baby girl?
it's your choice! 
And it's not that hard...

it's not that hard...
Just think it over...

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      <title>Closer (original)</title>
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	<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.livevideo.com/video/Gimoffit/AA7E1C37419A4316BB57A7EFA67A6FE8/closer-original-.aspx"><img src="http://cdnec.livevideo.com/image/95/111295/104004s.jpg" align=right border=0 width=120 height=90 vspace=4 hspace=4/></a><p>A clip of me playing in the Aula at Vassar.</p><p>Author: <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/Gimoffit">Gimoffit</a><br/>Keywords: <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/acoustic.aspx">acoustic</a> <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/original.aspx">original</a> <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/vassar.aspx">vassar</a> <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/college.aspx">college</a> <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/gina.aspx">gina</a> <a href="http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/moffit.aspx">moffit</a> <br/>Added: Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:11:47 GMT</p><p><span style="color:blue;font-size:9px;font-family:Verdana">Video codes to display this video on your website!</span><br/><div><textarea style="width:300px; height:50px;"><div><embed src="http://www.livevideo.com/flvplayer/embed/AA7E1C37419A4316BB57A7EFA67A6FE8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" WIDTH="445" HEIGHT="369" wmode="transparent"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.livevideo.com">http://www.livevideo.com</a></div></textarea></div>]]>
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