When Mr. H decides to shave his beard into a mustache, the fellas ridicule him. But Mr. H retaliates by familiarizing his friends with the history and power of "the stache" by harnessing the power of hip-hop. "MY STACHE" LYRICS My Stache! Don't you disrespect My indefatigable upper lip accent The ladies love And The girls, they scream Cause my four inch domestic da stache of all they dreams Whether William Howard Taft Or Edgar Allan Poe When they see my stache, b#tches want some mo' Mustache, Mustache (What, What! What, What!) My Stache, My Stache (What, What! What, What!) Burt Reynolds He was at his best when Grew out his stache on the run from Smokey Pimp Shoutin' "Ye-Haw", as Bo Darville Sally Field was victim, stache did the lady kill And as for Selleck Magnum PI! His stache - like a shuriken - through your motherf@ckin eye Mustache, Mustache (What, What! What, What!) My Stache, My Stache (What, What! What, What!) For all you haters And childish instigators Who say the stache is a piece of trash and only for French Waiters Fools I say Mr. H will make you pay As you run and hide, all flee inside, when you see the stache come your way On the dance floor make some room For my mini push broom As it steals your girl, brings her to my world and puts you in a tomb Mustache, Mustache (What, What! What, What!) My Stache, My Stache (What, What! What, What!) DICTIONARY Indefatigable - (adj) Incapable of being tired out; not yielding to fatigue; untiring. Four Inch Domestic aka Push Broom - (n) The most standard mustache that does not migrate horizontally nor vertically beyond the width of the lips; a typical "cop mustache". William Howard Taft - (n) 27th President of the United States. First president to own an automobile. Mustache aficionado. Edgar Allan Poe - (n) Poet, short story writer, playwright and essayist, best known for his tales of the macabre and mystery and for his commitment to mustaches. Bo Darville - (n) Burt Reynold's character in SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT. More often used his ham radio handle, "Bandit". Shuriken - (n) Ninja Throwing Star.

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Added: Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:30:19 GMT

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Mr.H's old high school buddy, Aaron, came to visit and taped themselves talking about the good ol' days. Though we were struck by how different their stories were.

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Added: Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:16:03 GMT

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A super short short promo that we wrote, shot an edited in an afternoon starring acclaimed VHS filmmaker, Sasha 1nelove. It screened at the 2006 Gotham Awards. According to our friends at TheDailyReel.com, Sean Penn hated it, but - then again - we all know he's a douche-bag.

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Added: Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:05:23 GMT

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Jake Anders calls in sick after a heavy night of partying, but soon finds himself in a showdown with a smartass little robot. Check out our other digital shorts at: www.cinemamavericks.com or SUBSCRIBE to our Video Podcasts at: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=164055710 Please Enjoy Responsibly!

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Added: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:58:08 GMT

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Can donating a dollar save you from certain doom? You bet your sweet ass it can. ***A lot of people have commented and/or emailed about getting their own bracelet in support of "the robot movement". Unfortunately - due to high demand - we are now completely out!! We've been blown away by how many people are out there, supporting the robot movement for global domination. Thanks to you all! Please continue to visit our website and join the mailing list: http://www.cinemamavericks.com/List.php For higher rez and more shorts: www.cinemamavericks.com or get the podcast and have the shorts before youtube: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObj ects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcas t?id=16405571

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Added: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:36:43 GMT

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Another tasty morsel from the CINEMA MAVERICKS...a spec commercial we did for a viral Nike campaign. Tunes from the very rawkin Eagles of Death Metal. For more stuff go to: www.cinemamavericks.com

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Added: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:04:03 GMT

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MORE EPISODES ON OUR CHANNEL. A slightly deluded man in traditional Roman Centurion attire believes himself the sole protector of an already well protected city. This is the original mockumentary that lauched our web series. For more Centurion action and to nibble on our buffet of other shorts, go to www.cinemamavericks.com

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Added: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:56:52 GMT

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Just in time for Christmas...a Halloween edition of CENTURION CITY. This time the Centurion has been lured by the West Hollywood police to help patrol their annual Halloween Carnaval with promises that he will meet (and possibly freestyle rap with) Kevin Federline. For more Centurion action and to nibble on our buffet of other shorts, go to www.cinemamavericks.com

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Added: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:32:59 GMT

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The Centurion is back!! More mustache, more man-skirt, more crime fighting and this time...he's got a theme song. This week the Centurion gives the fellas a little insight to dealing with"the ladies". That's right, "the ladies". So grab and notepad and prepare to be enlightened. For more Centurion City action and other shorts from the Cinema Mavericks, visit: www.cinemamavericks.com

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Added: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:45:56 GMT

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Legendary Miami-based uncertified fitness instructor, MR. FITNESS, has given the Cinema Mavericks an exclusive on his new "Fitness Blog of Video". Please enjoy and stay tuned for new blogs. In Mr. Fitness' own words, "I will teach yous guys so many fitness techniques that you will be many more fitness, like me, Mr. Fitness. After a couple blogs, you will can't believe the fitness you are having. Yes!" For more Fitness Blogs of Video and Cinema Mavericks Shorts, please visit our superweb: www.cinemamavericks.com

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Added: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:50:50 GMT

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Think you're having roommate problems? These dudes have them by the boatload. To nibble on our buffet of other shorts, go to www.cinemamavericks.com

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Added: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:12:14 GMT

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Legendary Miami-based uncertified fitness instructor, MR. FITNESS, has given the Cinema Mavericks an exclusive on his new "Fitness Blog of Video". Please enjoy and stay tuned for new blogs. In Mr. Fitness' own words, "I will teach yous guys so many fitness techniques that you will be many more fitness, like me, Mr. Fitness. After a couple blogs, you will can't believe the fitness you are having. Yes!" For more Fitness Blogs of Video and Cinema Mavericks Shorts, please visit our superweb: www.cinemamavericks.com

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Added: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:50:50 GMT

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